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I am here to implore you for help in stopping the greatest threat the Universe has ever known!
The most diabolical Graham Hancock!
Now I know that in a previous post I've said that Graham has actually been quite nice and appreciative of me and the small bit of work I've done on his site.
Well, I was wrong. Clearly Graham was only being pseudo-nice. In fact this bloke is pseudo everything!
Just ask @kuHoopes or @FlintDibble. I would myself, but it seems like they very accidentally blocked me on Twitter. Just when the world, nay the universe needs heroes to gather up the armies of straw men and lazy smears to defeat this nefarious Hancock.
What makes Hancock so dangerous you may ask?
Well, you may want to have a seat, but during his pseudo-time as a pseudo-journalist while working in Ethiopia , which at the time was a conflict zone. (but alas, if Hancock is involved we can only rightfully assume it was a pseudo-conflict), Hancock had some experiences that made him question what is normally understood about history. This was before Fingerprints of the Gods or America before or any of his other terrible best selling books. This was the start of Hancock becoming dangerous to all of reality.
He had an idea. An idea he wasn't supposed to have. Then he followed that idea, an idea that he should not have followed.
He said "Hmm, there seems to be a few gaps, a few mysteries even."
And then, 'apparently' acting as a journalist he went and talked to different people in various fields to see how plausible his ideas might be.
The only problem, is that while he talked to people in various fields, such as Geologists, he also talked with people who had ideas about the past and how long ago things happened. People with ideas. Worse than that, Hancock started having ideas that looked a lot like Archeology. Some might argue that he is simply acting as a journalist and sometimes reporting on his perspective on Archeological things, but you would be wrong! Only Archeologists can have ideas or opinions on Archeological things. Not you, not some loopy Archeologist out there who might have sympathy for this nonsense, and certainly NOT Hancock. The fact that people read and enjoy his books all over the world is proof that the dude is up to no good. It doesn't even matter that Hancock never says his views are absolute fact. That other people might ponder the same things he does, the fact they too might have IDEAS make him a threat to all existence. He has become a pseudo-archeologist, which pretty much makes him a pseudo-everything, his own pseudo-universe!!
I think you can well imagine what happens when the pseudo-universe comes into contact with the universe you are allowed to think about, because speculation and exploration of ideas is just the root of all evil.
So, you say we should debate him? No, of course not. Why bother when we can tar him with calling him pseudo whatever and conflate him with anything lamentable that uses the same alphabet as him.
In fact, we have already debated him in our heads and decided he lost, because he said things we didn't like. Not even just disagree with. Like some kind of hatred.
So gather up defender of our ideas and not yours. Stay tuned for my next post when I detail how Graham Hancock's ideas started the great fire of London.
I am of course, only being Pseudo-serious about all of this.
Imagine if he could disagree and debate on ideas but be respectful of each other as people?
12/26/2022 03:20:37 am
I'm Psuedo traumatised by Graham's very existence. When will the madness end so we can contine living in a Psuedo reality??
12/26/2022 09:02:52 am
This ignorant ass-wipe who is against truth and having a open mind I. Sounds like a nut. Graham Hancock makes sense
1/26/2023 08:40:17 pm
none really I am signing up because I have to in order to proceed..
12/27/2022 01:08:52 am
You guys are so out of it and closed mind. You are clearly 80% of the population with low cognotive ability and are sheep. When the shit goes down, don't ask the rest of us for help.
12/26/2022 03:25:43 am
I’m embarrassed for you, coming out with this bullshit
12/26/2022 05:56:46 am
I agree. Feels like his against free thinking and people not agreeing with mainstream media. How sad.
12/26/2022 07:51:06 am
I was working night shift on Christmas eve.
12/26/2022 03:26:21 am
Slander. No scientific rebuttal. Pathetic
12/27/2022 07:01:35 am
12/27/2022 11:11:55 am
Technically if it was truly defamatory it would be libel. Slander is oral.
12/26/2022 03:26:43 am
Come on man! Come to life my fellow human being! Like should we follow the scientific provings of what we found over 100years ago when scientific instruments and testing has made strides in advancement since then? It’s not a shot at anyone who had theories printed at the time but currently if evidence shows otherwise why can we not re test? Let’s get the proof it’s not something to be ashamed of to have been correct then but today incorrect this is advancement.
12/26/2022 05:59:39 am
Well, can't say it any better than you.👍🏼
12/26/2022 07:53:55 am
You didn't think the blog was funny?
12/26/2022 09:45:45 am
I did, thanks David I had a good chuckle.
12/27/2022 04:07:24 am
I agree 💯 with you everything you said you said perfectly graham Hancock is a hero to put up with all the BS he has and he still goes on I'm glad the world has a Graham Hancock to say his ideas to show others that just because they say it happens this way doesn't mean that's the way it happened our past is a mystery and because of people like this guy who has to bash the people who actually have the proof for his ideas our ancient past was very technological or else we wouldn't be still questioning they ways all the megalithic ancient sites and pyramids we're built they cut us off in our ancient past from the knowledge and the kings and high priests kept it from humanity ancient cuneiform tablets say this if you bother to research them it has vital clues about our ancient past that the Vatican has for a long time suppressed from humanity alongside with our government learn your history and then once you know your mind won't be as feable as to put down someone who has dedicated his life's work to figuring out the mysterious past and present is with the ideas that mainstream media won't allow to come out so we have to rely on people like Graham Hancock and many others who are in the same community to give us the truth.
12/27/2022 10:01:42 am
Very well said you and the John guy . Last time I checked all scientists are obligated to challenge hypotheses. The Hopi Indian oral stories alone . Go back farther than conventional archeology claims.
12/26/2022 03:33:41 am
"This was the start of Hancock becoming dangerous to all of reality".
12/26/2022 03:43:48 am
Okay then here my friend:
12/26/2022 07:56:48 am
I cant even colour inside the lines.
12/26/2022 04:34:13 am
You don't seem to realise that this blog entry is complete and total satire.
12/26/2022 07:57:45 am
pseudo satire, really.
12/26/2022 07:55:46 am
In the long run, quite possibly. Do you play at all? To be fair though, I'm really more of a pseudo dart player. ;-)
12/26/2022 05:00:15 am
12/26/2022 07:58:18 am
Thank you! Really appreciate that!
12/26/2022 03:54:28 am
Oh look, it is someone with a huge ego like they already know everything about what happened to this planet. Hunter-gatherers didn't build the sphinx or the Giza pyramids with perfection and wimpy tools. You also forget that this planet had an ICE AGE that destroyed previous civilizations. Oh, can't forget about Yellowstone being a possible volcano. If that blows up, our civilization would be erased with no evidence. All there would be is just stories of its existence.
12/26/2022 04:02:18 am
It’s tough to think this is how most of the scientific community thinks. We are the fools who were taught to believe in them they got this but look at it and common sense leads you to say wtf have we spent our taxes on?
12/26/2022 04:41:28 am
It’s satire you nitwit. He’s on Graham’s side. How are you posters so brain dead to not see what is so blatantly obvious. He’s making fun of academia and mainstream archeologists.
12/26/2022 08:00:54 am
I would say that laughter is the best medicine, but might get called a pseudo-doctor.
12/26/2022 04:29:48 am
The best part of Graham's "pseudo" work is watching the mainstream come unglued just for bringing it up.
12/26/2022 04:35:16 am
I am a pseudo-pseudo so definitely know Hancock is a danger to life??!!
12/26/2022 04:41:30 am
The problem is that Graham is not wrong. He may dramatize things and offer A LOT of speculation, but he is not wrong. Hiave you done research ( from past 17 years) on the Younger Dryas impact theory? Also many monuments ARE much older than archeology admits, some thing where built before the Younger Dryers event, the evidence is irrefutable.
12/26/2022 04:47:10 am
12/26/2022 05:03:30 am
it´s a fact that:
12/26/2022 05:38:38 am
G.H. runs in Maurice Cotterell's foot steps!
12/26/2022 05:53:34 am
Whops, why you are so scared ?
12/26/2022 06:26:23 am
Well said, along with hilarious. Thirty years of unparalleled discoveries and countless interviews with experts at the sites he covers makes him the best journalist on our fascinating planet. I guess that makes me a pseudo-fan?
12/26/2022 06:33:40 am
Graham or someone else, some day the truth will cam out, and humanity will be free
Stephen T Rice
12/26/2022 06:36:32 am
Academic's own data says 90 to 100,000 years ago something happened in Eurasia, which is all of modern day Europe and Asia and it caused a serious vitamin D deficiency to the people of the north. The data details from the academics themselves even say they recognize it was likely an ice age but apparently they never thought those people were smart enough to seek long term shelter underground to survive that took them out of the sun being primitive hunter gatherers. Huge mistake of assumption there to believe primitive man only used already existing caves and didn't get busy once inside of one to expand it! Romania just found a huge underground city as impressive or more so than Derin Kuyu and more are found all the time in this same geographic area of this huge vitamin D deficiency.
12/26/2022 06:44:08 am
This is a joke right? What a waste of time.
12/26/2022 08:04:05 am
Well, technically yes, and most likely.
12/27/2022 01:27:11 am
It's even funnier that some people are doubting.
12/26/2022 06:56:44 am
Graham's greatest "crime" is not questioning mainstream archaeology, it's positing theories that are so interesting (even if maybe not correct) about our ancient past that it causes people to possibly question "proven facts" which could lead to critical thinking on other areas such as all the lies and BS that come out of DC, MSM, the government, etc. causing the scumbags in charge to lose control over the narrative.
12/26/2022 07:17:39 am
What I have been taught is people started planting seeds in the Tigris- Euphrates Delta around 12,000 years ago, to space travel a few years ago. Since I've learned that people identical to us have been around for 200,000 years. So, we spent 188,000 years just dragging our knuckles?
12/26/2022 07:28:53 am
I very much found Graham's books, ' Fingerprints of the Gods ', and 'Magicians of the Gods' very " pseudo compelling"!
12/26/2022 07:35:05 am
It’s astonishing how pathetic you sound your the Karen of criticism!
12/26/2022 08:08:24 am
That seems like a pretty specific realm in which to 'Karen'.
12/26/2022 08:18:36 am
Everything related to Graham is pseudo! Even you just mentioning him here makes this pseudo satire. We have those who won't debate Graham because they already won in their heads, and those who are mad at this article they didn't read because they are already mad in their head at the title.
12/26/2022 08:27:35 am
Absolutely not. Graham Hancock is just looking at the data. Your a fool if you think he is not on to great data. Humans have been around much longer than anyone thought. Go look for your self. It’s super obvious when looking at the Earth scars.
12/26/2022 08:28:25 am
"The problem is that Hancock's books and films are very entertaining. They don't focus on tedious research, translations, separating the wheat from the chaff. Everything he presents is Wow! And real- reliable science is, let's face it, boring.
12/26/2022 05:12:56 pm
Please read one of his books. He doesn't write memes or quick "wow" blurbs to get attention. His books are researched very well, with notations to the evidence that supports his questions on these theories.
12/26/2022 09:29:03 am
😆 This has to be written by a comedic (hack) AI bot. Lesser intelligence can see this is a troll. If not... Stick to beer and darts buddy.
12/27/2022 11:00:22 am
Well, have a blind draw shoot tonight which I am sure will involve both. The article (which Graham approved) is satire. Troll isnt even a playable D&D character type. NPC only.
12/26/2022 10:39:15 am
Obviously my hunter-gatherers are smarter than yours. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Please note, for those of you who don’t get it right away, my comment drips with sarcasm.
I enjoyed the Netflix series. I've always doubted the common narrative of history.
12/26/2022 11:57:19 am
Dude the fuck tou talking about?
12/26/2022 12:22:02 pm
It was not that long ago they said Native Americans were only in the Americas for 4,000 years. Native American history is washed into nothingness. Gramm has awakened the memory of Native American oral history. It’s not that he is 100% correct but that the oral tradition does back up some of his perspective.
12/27/2022 11:01:53 am
agree, and yet people attacking Graham are making it sound like he is diminishing indigenous culture.
12/27/2022 01:04:19 am
Bloody marvellous. If only the establishment had a sense of humour!! If only they could, for once, lead a paradigm shift with open thinking, instead of being dragged kicking and screaming through them, by forward thinkers such as GH, while holding on desperately to their outdated, ego embossed ideals and spitting venom at all who dare to challenge their contrived status quo.
12/27/2022 11:02:28 am
Thank you, Snugs!
12/27/2022 02:08:41 am
I have read/viewed and enjoyed Graham Hancock's work.
12/27/2022 11:05:59 am
the article is satire. Graham approved of it. I am one of the mods on the GHMB.
12/27/2022 05:28:11 am
A shovel serves a purpose, to dig. You can dig dirt or snow and what you find under the surface of the particular substance you are digging is open to interpretation. You and Graham are same shovel. One day it is used to dig in snow and the other in dirt. When Graham is digging in the past, he forms an interpretation of what he sees. In the same way you dig into Graham and have an interpretation what you see.Each giving their views freely.
12/27/2022 06:47:25 am
You know, I have to say, Graham is too a horrible job getting me paid. I am not impressed with this archeologist.
12/27/2022 02:08:08 pm
aaah, some of the comments here are priceless. I don't think I've ever seen something easier to identify as pure satire than this. I shudder to think what kind of resonse "A Modest Proposal" would get nowadays.
12/27/2022 02:10:21 pm
Are you on crack . LITERALLY wtf is wrong with you idiots...
12/27/2022 11:33:33 pm
I would recommend to visit the mysterious places of the past to see them with you own eyes, than read the theories of Mark Lehner, Zahi Hawass and co - all „real“ archeologists which knows the ultimate truth.
12/28/2022 12:46:48 am
How aloof some comments. As I expected. The Giza Pyramids are truly wonderful to visit. Some years ago, with and without 'Armed' convoy, I drove around Egypt. A photo of my daughter in Queen Henutsen's pyramid where she is surrounded by 'Orbs'. I'll go back to Egypt again one day to visit some more archaeological sites. I am now aware of.
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